IF you are online and bored THEN perhaps you should consider the possibility that YOUÂ are the problem? Clever, huh? Bet you neva’ thought about that!
Well duh! If you are the problem then the answer is so ridiculously simple. Stoopid. Just don’t get too hung up on the idea, ’cause that just leads you down the path to the Dark Side.
Pretend to be someone else!
Hey yeh! Pretend to be someone famous or clever or rich or powerful or well-dressed or beautiful – actually, best not to focus too much on beautiful, ’cause there’s a statistically high probability that you ain’t, and the effort involved in changing your appearance sufficiently to be happy with the results is, well… it’s just an effort, really. On the other hand, if you are already beautiful then we of the online and bored community must ask you just why you are here in the first place? But we digress…
So…
If you’re not gonna be y’all then who ya gonna be? It’s a tricky question. We can’t all be as level-headed and brilliantly successful as Taylor Swift,
…so perhaps aim a bit lower? Certainly we should not aim too high, ’cause then we can be accused of positivity, and that’s just yuck.
mmm… who to be? Or NOT to be! That, is the question.
Well, we certainly don’t want to be Hamlet, so that cuts the list down a little.
Nah. It’s all too hard, and it’s gone on too long. We’re leaving that line of thinking, and going back to blissful online boredom.