Now this is stuff you need to know about..
Online and bored and nails
Your fingernails — composed of laminated layers of a protein called keratin — grow from the area at the base of the nail under your cuticle. Healthy fingernails are smooth, without pits or grooves. They’re uniform in color and consistency and free of spots or discoloration.
A gem from the mayoclinic website
This is important stuff, people. Now i’m not having a pot-shot here at people who may be short a digit or two (all you engineers out there), i’m simply highlighting the vast repository of intellectual and artistic pursuit that exists at the end of those ten digits most of us have dangling at the end of our arms or hands or whatever else is connected to the knuckle bones.
Kim Kardashian’s Nails!
That’s just a cheap shot at increasing Google hits. If you’re going to be into Kim Kardashian’s nails then that assumes a level of interest and effort and activity that simply has no place on this website. Those nails are impressive, and even the thought of trying to replicate perfection is tiring.
Fingernail care and maintenance
Now the more enthusiastic folk out there may spend quite a bit of time manicuring, pedicuring, powdering, scrubbing and otherwise maintaining their splendid visage to parade before the Great Unwashed, as they saunter and parade from one amazing engagement to another. We of the Online and Bored however, are wont to pay scant attention to the niceties of society, as we work on avoiding general maintenance owing to its worrying display of an inappropriate work ethic.
However, even a beloved rickety cottage fence eventually needs a fresh coat of paint or prop, so here’s some incredibly useful and minimal information on fingernail maintenance. Just the thing to fill in a couple of minutes before rushing off to avoid some other duty.
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