Why bother having a page about boredom and being online when there are already so many options out there in Virtual World? Surely you’re just stomping on what is clearly firmly-treaded ground?
Haven’t you even thought about this?
Surely, all one has to do is visit the most popular online and bored sites using any one of the incredibly clever and regularly updated search engines? Google, anyone?
And you can’t even work out your SEO, you fool. i’ve just Googled “online and bored” and guess what? Huh? You don’t even show up on the front page.
Nor the second page.
Nor the third.
Couldn’t spot ya on the fourth either.
Fifth looks like a desert for your touch.
Sixth page finds you. That’s one hell of a search.
And if i’m truly online and bored then i ain’t gonna be investing that much time looking up some droll website that i haven’t even heard of anyway. So why bother at all? What are you trying to achieve?
Why bother at all?
Indeed. Why bother? And if you look at the search results, there ain’t a lotta fancy neighbors out in 6th Page Land, are there? Surely, anyone worth their salt would be aiming at the Front Page. The Holy Grail of freakin’ everything that’s on the ‘net, man. Just look at those characters. They’re pumpin’ with the good Google juice flowing through their veins and their Bitcoin bank accounts.
Why bother is a silly question
It’s a silly question because you’d have to be pretty silly to not notice that we haven’t bothered. Not at all. In fact, you’d have to answer the question “why bother” with another question..
What the hell gave you the impression that we had?
Huh?
If you are under 18 years of age you cannot read further because there’s an inappropriate link coming up. Click here instead. (It’s probably still inappropriate but at least it’s not rude).
At what stage of your investigation did you uncover an incredibly clever and nuanced approach by we who are Online and Bored? At what precise point did you encounter the incriminating body fluid stains on the walls of our virtual burrow?
We think you’ve got the wrong end of the stick, mate! [a rather indulgent and fascinating colloquialism from ancient Australia]. You seem to have missed the whole point of this site and this page and this extraordinarily dismal effort at providing fodder for your consumption.
You see, we really haven’t bothered
Not at all. Even a cursory look would have confirmed any suspicions you may have had. And that’s the whole point, isn’t it? You’re not the only one that’s Online and Bored. So are we.
Hugely.
Massively.
Incredibly bored.
And that’s because we ARE online. Well, probably not by the time you consume this note. By then, we would hopefully be indulging our more feline characteristics.
That’s about all we got to say ’bout that.