Latest news, just in! Here at the home of online activity and disarray…
Anyway, as we were saying just an ever-so-short-time-ago, this purpose-driven, ambitious internet-savvy site, is first out with news of a startling discovery!
Yes, you guessed it – we’ve actually lifted our chins off our spit-encrusted wrist-hairs, and… participated. For all those nay-say’ers and shouldna’s who so diligently looked down on our up-to-now meagre efforts – shove that in your red-rimmed rheumy eyes.
We searched and we poked and we investigated. Yes we did, my friend. And you are going to be so surprised at just what we are about to reveal. At least, once we reach the 300-word-ideal-length for an internet post to be read-worthy by the most important readers in the human experience – Search Bots!
Be we digress…
Latest News found!
Yes indeed, the new-and-improved news took us some finding to find…
We trawled through valley and mountain…
We navigated the vast halls of power (via the back stairs)…
And we took the time to rest and recharge, in between. Because we could. And because the latest news is really, really important.
Sort of.
It’s not like we are all starry eyed and blissful, here at the onlineandbored bunker. No, far from it. We’re all wired up and ready to explore and share.
Latest news in pictures
Well, the latest news didn’t have to be very much really, did it? After all, you are at the home of the disinterested and detached, where a picture is worth hours and hours and hours of writing and research and stuff like that.
So our research on everything that is the ‘latest news’, turned up little more than a syllogistic overlay on Baudrillard’s simulacra and simulation. So we dug a little more superficially, and present to you our efforts on the latest news, via a series of unrelated, irrelevant images.
You’re welcome!
And some internal links, to boost that SeO score thingy..
https://www.onlineandbored.com/2016/08/157/
https://www.onlineandbored.com/2014/11/online-bored-pretend/
and finally, an actual article actually about, news…
https://www.onlineandbored.com/2014/06/online-bored-read-news/
Attributions and Contributions
Attributions : All of the amazing pictures are from the free image website www.unsplash.com. It’s a great depository of the works of talented people.
People like:
- Trae Gould
- Alexandre Croussette
- Craig Cooper
- David Potaczala
- Joseph Akbrud
- Steve Harvey
Contributions : The onlineandbored team did stuff. The in-between stuff.