So, how’ve ya been?
Yeh, we’re ok too, thanks. Did you like that we changed the pictures?
Actually, we only changed one and added one other. Because it takes work. Not a lot of work, but any work is work, right? And if you don’t really want to do stuff then it seems a little crazy to go out of your way working at the task, doesn’t it?
So there’s a cute dog. [ed: “cute” being interesting but ugly. Does anyone really bother learning the meaning of the words they use or is it all just lip-service to grammar and language?]. And for the aspirationals, we’ve included a hip looking character staring off into the greater future. You know, where men are men and women are there. And animals and stuff.
Anyway, your continual lack of communication is very much appreciated, so we here at onlineandbored have gone out of our way to give you something different when you log in.
Just don’t get overly keen on this “change” thing, right? We’re even more bored than you are, and our apathy cannot be measured in mere listlessness or physiological charts or even psychological profiles. We are THAT good at what we do. It’s why we have a website.
And now for another token picture.
Yeh, we know – you’ve seen that picture before. But it’s from our existing stock, so it was easier to find than another, non-stock photo. OK?
ps. If you want to request a specific picture or mode of picturing then just drop us a line. Although we’re not going to link to a “contact us” page or anything, because that is just too hard. And what else is too hard?
A rock.
Alright. We’re at the end of our capacity for interest. We just hope yours is higher. So we can become super famous and popular and rake in gazillions while laying back gracefully. Or at least, fitfully.
Yeh.